death-by-spoopy:

spoopykeyblader:

death-by-spoopy:

today was pretty good yeah

Don’t Space out on us…

leAVE THIS TOWN

death-by-spoopy:

spoopykeyblader:

death-by-spoopy:

today was pretty good yeah

Don’t Space out on us…

leAVE THIS TOWN

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Secret Service: “Dammit, we need to stop playing hide and seek.”

Calvin Coolidge: “You lose.”

#JustPresidentThings

Also, apparently as President he often went to dinner parties he hated. Someone finally asked why he went. His reply: “Got to eat somewhere.” Source

mrharrisonford:

more benderstuck
when john and dave first meet, its because john steals something of daves just for the heck of it and wont give it back and flies up to some tall building and dave is just standing there yelling at john

mrharrisonford:

more benderstuck

when john and dave first meet, its because john steals something of daves just for the heck of it and wont give it back and flies up to some tall building and dave is just standing there yelling at john

llamasouls:

im failing biology

Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.
Maya Angelou (via flowerbrain)

saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

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How do you explain bug zapper burns on your nipples?
overheard in my math class (via myccroft)

urbancatfitters:

*panics but in a super chill & casual way*

thank you to all the people who sent me encouraging messages and stuff. I really appreciate it. I guess I’m just going thru some stupid stuff right now and being dramatic or whatever but the encouragement really made me feel better!! thank you all so much, i hope you have a wonderful evening.

ethansmansion:

John Egbert fans during this upd8

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wordpainting:

I’ve personally heard 8 out of the 10.

wordpainting:

I’ve personally heard 8 out of the 10.

popiscle:

Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man