I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society
Secret Service: “Dammit, we need to stop playing hide and seek.”
Calvin Coolidge: “You lose.”
Also, apparently as President he often went to dinner parties he hated. Someone finally asked why he went. His reply: “Got to eat somewhere.” Source
when john and dave first meet, its because john steals something of daves just for the heck of it and wont give it back and flies up to some tall building and dave is just standing there yelling at john
im failing biology
|—||Maya Angelou (via flowerbrain)|
when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent
|—||overheard in my math class (via myccroft)|
*panics but in a super chill & casual way*
thank you to all the people who sent me encouraging messages and stuff. I really appreciate it. I guess I’m just going thru some stupid stuff right now and being dramatic or whatever but the encouragement really made me feel better!! thank you all so much, i hope you have a wonderful evening.
John Egbert fans during this upd8
I’ve personally heard 8 out of the 10.
Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man